“Taylor has been insanely private about her relationship with Joe. She has learned from the past,” a source explained.
"My first reaction was, ' Did you take a picture? That guy is asking for it – he's got a cat on his head! Taylor Swift is a transubstantiated vision board curation of inspirational quotes who happens to be perhaps the world’s most famous White woman. But I have no interest whatsoever in learning more about it. I know she is a very popular and important singer of songs and writer of songs. The “made that bitch famous” part is a reference to Kanye’s infamous interruption of Swift’s Best Female Video acceptance speech at the 2009 VMAs. And then she’ll laugh, baring both of her tiny-ass teeth like it’s the funniest thing ever. (“and there’s literally no “reason” that would make any sense. “As the first woman to win album of the year at the Grammys twice, I want to say to all the young women out there: There are going to be people along the way who will try to undercut your success or take credit for your accomplishments or your fame”No one is better at this type of specifically White female performative faux melodrama — where status is cultivated and maintained through a state of perpetual exaggerated victimhood (which everyone laps up because “sad White woman” = “Let’s find our fucking capes and save her! You know that co-worker (let’s call her “Susan”) who somehow managed to use her offense at a minor breach in email etiquette (someone forgot to put an exclamation point on a sentence, which made Susan “interpret” it as a “threat”) as fuel for a raise and a promotion? Of course, Taylor vehemently denied that this conversation ever happened. Conversations, weddings, grocery shopping, sex, shits — everything. In fact, not only do I not believe her, I believe she’s exposed herself as one of the most dangerous types of White woman. Using the inherent empathy and benefit of the doubt her White womanhood allows her to possess — plus the reflexive need to protect and preserve the sanctity of said White womanhood at all costs — to throw a Black person under the bus if necessary and convenient. I am not unaware of its function and cultural relevance. These feelings kinda, sorta mirror my thoughts about Taylor Swift. But now, five months later, the only song on it that still matters is a song (“Panda”) that wasn’t even his song. Anyway, on that album was a song (“Famous”) that began with the following lines: Taylor, of course, is Taylor Swift. Every once in a while, my seven-month-old daughter will spit in my face when I’m holding her. Never one to pass up an opportunity to make herself a martyr, Swift alluded to Kanye and “Famous” during her Album of the Year acceptance speech at this year’s Grammys. She’s more than willing to throw a friend under the bus for the opportunity to performative martyr. One advantage I presume of being romantically involved with a Kardashian is that everything seems to be recorded. But what Taylor did is a form of what Darth Susans have been doing since America’s inception. I could however name people she’s been romantically linked to. Before that she was with the producer dude who I always assumed was Black because he has a Black-sounding name. And apparently he chose that name specifically because its Black sounding! He is also a columnist for And he's working on a book of essays to be published by Ecco (Harper Collins). He lives in Pittsburgh, and he really likes pancakes. If you want to look like Taylor Swift, all you have to do is learn a few makeup, hair, and fashion tricks and you’ll be on your way to a gorgeous new look that adds a Taylor kick to your natural beauty.Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris are a lot closer than expected at the Billboard Music Awards -- and he got the full GFE after she won an award.Starting her career in 2006, Taylor released her debut single “Tim Mc Graw” along with her self-titled debut album, which went on to multi-platinum after a stellar debut.In November 2008, she released her second album, and earned four Grammys, including Album of the Year.And then I’d wonder how you even got into my house. And that she thought it was funny and was cool with it. “Kardashian” is actually Swahili for “White woman with receipts.” And since Kim has all the receipts, she released footage of Taylor Swift doing exactly what Kanye said she did. With a statement — a statement that suspiciously seems prewritten — where she expressed that she never said she didn’t talk to him (a lie) and never agreed to Kanye’s use of “bitch.” Do you believe her? And how my bitch-ass pit bull allowed you to come upstairs without even barking. Because aside from some song that I think is called “Shake It Off” or something, I couldn’t name any. Agreeing to the lyrics and expressing her appreciation that Kanye reached out first before publishing them.